He just wants to be RECOGNIZED.

0:16 AM me: WHAT are you doing.

10:18 AM okay fine.

forget it.

10:20 AM Jordan: sorry! working on business taxes :(

me: eew.

Jordan: and somebody is squeaking in the living room.

me: WHAT

spank him!

10:21 AM Jordan: he just wants to be RECOGNIZED.

me: oh blah blah SPANK HIM!

10:22 AM Jordan: he just wants to be HEARD.

me: well.

you tell him you heard him. and then

SPANK HIM!!!

10:24 AM Jordan: i cant he's SENSITIVE.

me: listen.

oh nevermind.

10:25 AM i'll just spank him the next time i see him.

if you want something done...

Jordan: ok. he'll love you for that. "auntie em my favorite!"

me: children appreciate discipline.

"Children appreciate discipline".

You can quote me on that.

Jordan: i will! we'll see how it works out for you.