The ole rusty heat pump is givin up the ghost.
The new shiny heat pump is on its way. And for only $2000. Great.
I love owning a house. I do. I love it.
Worst case scenario: I quit nursing school, get a full time, low paying job in order to pay the mortgage, say good bye to my future, and then sell the house at a minimal loss due to all the repairs that keep having to be made. I get depressed and lose my motivation and continue working the low-paying, full time job FOREVER and am really excited to get CABLE tv which i watch every night until I go to sleep. I live in an apartment. I die old. Did I mention the roof leaks?
Best case scenario: I somehow still manage to make all payments, while working part time at a low paying job and attending nursing school, and eventually sell the house (for a little more money due to the installation of a NEW heat pump) and make $$$$. I then pay off my school debt, and move to the third world to save the children and live happily ever after, or until I am tragically shot at 37. My memorial service involves cannons and fireworks.
5 comments:
Gosh, let's hope for a less-dramatic medium.
So even with the new furnace, and if you also put on new roof, your house is still going to be worth way more than you've put into it, right?
Josh, the purpose of this post is to be dramatic and illogical. It doesn't matter what the facts are. Obviously.
Are you telling me to go fact myself?
Josh, that's the funniest thing you've ever said.
Well gosh. Thanks..I'm trying not to let this go to my head-really.
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