Jon used to bring in little weird pieces of the great outdoors and "put" them around the house. He put leaves on the kitchen light. He put a long piece of hay in a hole in the wall. He even attached a bumble bee, a large one, to one of the leaves. He used to cook weird concoctions in the kitchen. And then leave the nastiest dish mess. All over the counters.. food everywhere. And the dish rag ALWAYS squished in the corner of the bottom of the sink, covered in food and soaking wet.

He built perfect fires.